Krista introduced me to geese. “Choose a male,” she said, “they are quite cheap in the Hungarian countryside. You cut the neck at the moment of your ecstacy, giving you the most delicious orgasm. It is sodomy, bestiality and, for you, homosexuality too, necrophilia if you carry on long enough … and so economical. Gastronomy if you cook as well as you say you do!”
That was in Vienna. I was 48, and there was a war going on in Bosnia.
– from Boy Wonder, Wm. Marling